Squeeing with joy

I’m not a pig though.

I’ve been a bad blogger (does this remind anyone of “bad kitty!!”?) lately. I have been busy with REAL LIFE (deserves caps), dealing with massive amounts of drama and work there…I have been in SecondLife, but could never be bothered to take pictures, let alone blog. Guess what? You can’t get rid of me that easily!

Yes, let’s have another winegum and remember life is great. And..awesome. And it has sunshine (sometimes). And money (sometimes). And alcohol. This was a sad attempt at pretending I have a life other than working and going home and log onto SL. Don’t tell anyone!

K..now we got that w(h)inefest out of the way, let’s have a look at this:

Words cannot describe the awesome. That’s the photostudio I whined over a couple of weeks ago. That I managed to get anyway *does a little dance*. It has about 1200 poses in it (I kid, I kid), and everyone and their dog should own it. That tiny person there is me owning it. OWNED. Seriously, this post is getting lamer and lamer every second.

This is me gazing in awe at the studio like it’s some kind of famous chapel. Hey, it’s any and every photographer’s wet dream! Even though I’m female, I think I’ll have wet dreams over this one. I want it in real life! Can someone build it for me please? I’ll be happy forever and live in it!

Speaking of living. I got rid of my old house (obviously) to make room for this bundle of awesome right here. It’s 49 or 50 prims, my land is only 50 prims, so I’m gonna live in my photostudio. Because I’m cool like that.

Look (or..don’t), it’s a dentist’s chair! WHY does this barstool remind me of “the dentist will be with you soon” *shudders*. It has poses in it though. None of them include dentists.

Nina’s drive-in movie theatre. Room for: 5 people.Movies every Monday and Wednesday, bring your own popcorn BUT GET YOUR STICKY HANDS OFF MY FRICKIN FURNITURE.

Some kind of..bed (with poses) and 3 wall pictures you can modify yourself. As I did above.

This awesome dress is superold and this blog is sucking more every second. Want to know what’s new in SL? Don’t ask me, I’m busy blogging stuff from the past;)

I’m gonna end this post with a closeup of my face. Which also includes something actually recent! Yay, I’m a good blogger after all! The eyes are from Insufferable Dastard, and they’re a free March gift at the store! Confetti eyes *throws around confetti*

Next blog: must try harder.

Stuff I’m wearing that you could be interested in

Hair: Truth
Skin: DrLife
Eyes: Insufferable Dastard
Eyelashes: !imabee
Blush+freckles+eyelashes: Noirilicious
Cherry lips: Heartsick
Tattoo body: [HUZ]
Tattoo neck (not visible but who cares \o/ ): Little Pricks

Dress (complete with armwarmers, legwarmers,belt, the whole shizzle): May’s Soul
Necklace: League
Rose (in hair): *ICING*

Photostudio with poses: oOo Studio

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me…

I just embarrassed myself by making that^ my blogtitle.

It’s raining and I have to call Vodafone’s customer service. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to do that. This is a pretty accurate description of my reasons.

Yesterday @ work was mental, “the big event of doom” is just a mere 6 days away and it makes me want to stab myself in the eye. All last-minute PR, and on top of that, my co-worker works HALF my hours, still messes everything up, then LEAVES so I’m stuck with doing his AND my work. This is the second time in a week’s time actually. I’m such a loyal worker.

Anyway, that was uninteresting.

This morning I went on a quest to find this FREE PHOTO STUDIO. It was Mission Impossible (don’t look at the rather desperate attempt at a ‘normal’ comment I made to ask where to get it). So I went on to Random Fashions, slapped their subscriber like a motherfucker, and got 4 gifts out of the history. For free. No pain. They were awesome and I’ll definitely show them one of these days. I have already reserved the black dress for Single’s Awareness Day.

On top of this yummyness, there was more! JANE’s subscribers got a nice Valentine’s package with stuffs, and I’m making an attempt at showing one of the two sweaters and one of the 3 leggings. I ❤ JANE. Whoever you are, you’re awesome. My bitter heart feels loved, just look at all the cards I got!

Clicking makes pictures bigger and increases awesomeness \o/

Look, it’s me being semi-artistic! Don’t look at the non-rezzed wall decall behind me. Kthx.

I see dead people.

I seem to be extremely distracted by something in every picture. I bet it’s chocolate. Damn you PMS!

It reminds me of this:

Did anyone die of boredom yet? How about now? Or now? Or now?

Look, it’s a closeup of my face! I am out of semi-witty remarks, I’m saving them and writing them down for customer service. Is everyone aware that most of those companies have a policy that they can’t hang up on you? *grins evily* Use this to your advantage, little grasshopper!

Ok this was fun. I will continue my quest for the free photostudio, stare at the rain, have a midgetorgy, call Vodafone and continue to hate the world.

Oh look, I made an effort at finding SLurls. I’m so awesome.

Stylecard

Hair: Truth, Mischa raven
Skin: DrLife, LeneEuro -Dark
Shape: My own
Ears: Heartsick, Rapture Ear (pierced), old huntgift
Eyes: Elv’an Majika, Elv’an Beauty Eyes, free
Eyelashes: !imabee, Miranda eyelashes, old huntgift
Blush+freckles+eyelashes: Noirilicious, Sept Gift Freckles+Blush+Eyelashes, dollarbie
Lips: Heartsick, Cherry Glossy Lips

Sweater: JANE, lil love hoodie.raspberry, subscribergift
Leggings: JANE, lil piggies tights.tiny hearts.bk raven/red, subscribergift
Hoofs: [PERA], Black Jean Leggings

Bracelets: M*Motion, C10-04 B-Bracelet
Necklace: PRIMALOT, ‘The Rose’ necklace in black, old lucky chair price

Tattoo arms (not visible, though awesome): ::Little Pricks::, Fetish Queen, campgift
Tattoo neck (not visible, yet awesome): ::Little Pricks::, Barcode Tattoo, free
Piercings: [i-Poke], Ballad (modified)

Poses: [doll.] Poses, Hannah Pose Collection
Location: My skybox, details here

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Holy Mother of God and the founding of the Demoists

This skin is perfection. As I was still recovering from my meeting with Fabiohorse, I ended up at DrLife Skins. I DON’T KNOW WHY I DID IT AND DAMN PROCRASTINATION FOR MAKING ME DO IT.

Right. So I wasn’t superimpressed by the skins as they were displayed in the store, but for shit and giggles I got myself the demo LeneEuro (or..something?) skin. That’s when the drama started.

After endlessly waiting for my face to finally rezz (Jezus SecondLife, I could’ve done it faster had I HANDDRAWN the skin on my screen itself), I stared right into the face of perfection. Perfection in 3 shades. And apparently something awesome called “modifiable makeup” which I don’t understand so I’ll just throw makeup layers over it and pretend I understand.

There is a God.

This is the first “shade” (are they called shades or colours or am I racist now?) is already awesome. Yes, I’m wearing the demo, as stated above. And a random freckles+blush+eyelashes tattoo layer I was already wearing. And my unoriginal outfit. BUT THE POINT IS (read this bit only): IT’S FRICKIN PERFECTION. This needed caps, yes. LOOK AT IT. CLICK IT so it gets bigger, and look again. Hell, I’d even do me.

On to…

EVEN MORE PERFECTION. At this point I was basically gasping and squeeing like a little girl. Holy Mother of Jesus. I want this skin. In all tones (RIGHT, TONES IS THE WORD \o/ )

Aaaand another tone <- I sound so eloquent now that I know the right word for it. This is PERFECTION times 100.

At this point, I ran out of ” Holy mother of..” exclamations and just went on with the “for the love of baby Jesus, who is the genius who made this skins I need to have them omg omg omg I need I need” rant inside my head. Being that my head is already chaotic, you can imagine the noise inside there now. I wish I could cover my ears but that would probably only make the problem bigger.

When I was in the store, I was not that impressed, so I didn’t really..look..at the pricetags. Because now I of course NEED (yes really) the fatpack. And I think I somehow glanced at it as I hovered over the demo and saw L$ 2200. That..is..a..lot. Can’t..breathe.. I’m afraid to go back to the store now to see the price, because my poor poor bank account (is it salary day yet? Oh hell, it WAS just salary day damn employers!) will die and I’ll never be approved for my creditcard because I spend my money on virtual hair and skins. They’ll probably think I’m insane. Which maybe, I am.

So now I’m in my skybox, staring at my face while I go through the tones and try to understand the “modifiable makeups” notecard. I still don’t, but whatever, I’m sure it’s a good thing. But I don’t have the money! Maybe I can just wear the demo and pretend it’s new fashion. You (my two followers) will support me, right? We’ll start a new movement, we’ll call ourselves..the..ehm..Demoists! That sounds lame. I’ll think of something better. At least we don’t have a massive DEMO-box floating above our heads.

Did I ever tell you about when I was a newbie and walked around in a demoskin (with matching DEMO-box) all day? I thought skins were rather super and cheap. And I could find myself quite well in the crowd with that box. Did I also mention nobody even told me anything about it?

Let’s not go into the story where I couldn’t open boxes yet and threw away a lot of stuff because it “didn’t work”.

Oh dear lord.

What am I do to?

Edit 1: I plucked up the courage and went back to the store. I was wrong, it’s even more expensive. For the one makeup option (I don’t understand modifiable anyway and I can just throw makeup layers over it, it’s…L$ 1,380. So 3 times 1,380 is *shudders*. I’m too afraid to get my calculator out.

Edit 2: Ok so blahblah “Life is about overcoming fears”, I whipped out my dashboard calculator. I wish I hadn’t. Some fears are completely rational and should NOT be solved. *breathes in deeply* L$ 4140. I need a paper bag to hyperventilate in. I also feel like throwing up. Or fainting. All at the same time. Oh dear lord, I’m gonna have to choose. I’m awful at making choices.

Edit 3: After careful consideration (staring at the 3 pictures endlessly), I decided it’s gonna go between the dark one (first picture) and “natural” one (last picture). I’m getting there…!

Edit 12478 (like someone is reading): I’m leaning towards the first one. Mainly because I dislike ALL dark skins and I always go for the light/natural makeups. Plus, I don’t particularly like the non-existent line under the eyes (this makes no sense) of the “tan” one. I can always get the natural one next month, right? Oh damn, February has just started!

Edit ‘I need spaghetti because it solves things’: Maybe I’ll have a clearer mind after dinner. Spaghetti anyone?

Edit ‘Damn, when will this water boil?’ : Problems arise. I have tried on dark and tan again, and I like them both. So 1,380 + 1,380=…2,760. For the love of baby Jesus..

Edit post-spaghetti: Screw it, I’m getting both dark and tan. I even made up a great bandaid story in my head where ripping it off once (aka buying both the skins at once) is less painful than gasping and pondering endlessly again next month. This was not really made up by me, obviously. It’s a widespread metaphor everyone and their mother uses but I like to think I’m special. So…next step, buying L$ 3000 and not buying anything for the next month. Though I have to pay rent. Shit.

Edit “I promise this is the last one’: L$ 3000 bought. Yes, that’s probably superlittle for all of you out there who pay tiers, but I’m 21 and get quite a shitty salary for my PR manager job. And I’m going rl shopping on Saturday \o/ <- That was random and didn’t really illustrate my poorness. This edit should’ve never happened, pretend it’s not here.